Going on a first date can be a bit tense and awkward. Just thinking about it makes me happy that I have a wife and don’t have to worry about all that. But if you do go on a date, I hope you don’t end up like the couple in this story.
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. After some passionate kissing and caressing, their clothes started coming off. Suddenly, the girl stopped.
She said, “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $30 for sex.”
The man was sorry to hear this, but since he was helplessly turned on, he reluctantly paid her, and had the best sex of his life.
After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window.
The girl said, “That was fun! Now, how about you start the car and drive me home?”
The man replied, “Well, I really should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $50…”
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