When it comes to looking for a partner, different people have different requirements when it comes to looks, career and values. The woman in this story got an excellent reply when she listed her unrealistic demands!
A surgeon decides to go eat at his favorite restaurant. After he’s sat down at his usual table, he spots a gorgeous woman sitting all alone.
He calls a waiter over and says, “Send that woman a bottle of your most expensive champagne, on me.”
The waiter quickly brings the champagne over to the woman and says, “Ma’am, this is from the gentleman over there.”
But instead of letting the waiter open the bottle, the woman tells him to put the bottle down and writes him a note.
The waiter goes to deliver the note to the surgeon. The note said, “For me to accept this champagne, you better have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and eight inches in your pants.”
The waiter delivers the message, and the man decides to send a note back. The waiter delivers the note, and the woman opens it with anticipation.
The note said, “I have two Ferraris in my garage, 10 million dollars in the bank, but you’re in no way attractive enough for me to shorten my johnson by 4 inches, so send back the champagne bottle at once!“
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