Wife refuses to give her maid a pay raise – but then she reveals a secret that makes me laugh out loud

Wife refuses to give her maid a pay raise – but then she reveals a secret that makes me laugh out loud

In some industries, your salary is strongly dependent on your ability to negotiate, and this young maid sure knows how to do just that!

Maria was a 19 year old Mexican maid who worked for a wealthy Californian couple. She wasn’t well paid, and one day she asked her boss for a pay increase.

Her boss was annoyed at this and asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”

Maria: “Well señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase… The first is that I iron better than you.”

Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”

Maria: “Your husband said so.”

Wife: “Oh.”

Maria: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”

Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”

Maria: “Your husband did.”

Wife: “Oh.”

Maria: “My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.”

Wife (really furious now): “Did my husband say that as well?”

Maria: “No señora, the gardener did.”

Wife: “So… how much do you want?”

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