After several decades of of marriage, it’s natural for some aspects of the relationship to slow down, such as what goes on in the bedroom. This couple did something about it, but the result was not exactly what the wife had hoped…
After 37 years of marriage, the wife and her husband were very happy together, but their sex life was conspicuously absent. One night as they were lying in bed watching TV, the woman suddenly felt her husband touching her in a way that he hadn’t for a long time.
It almost tickled as his hand touched her neck, and then slowly wandered down to her waist. He caressed her neck, grazed her breast, then traveled further down, to rest on her lower belly.
He then continued up along the inside of her arm, along her left side, once again grazing her breast, lightly touching her behind, then her inner thigh, coming to rest on her upper thigh. He then repeated the procedure, this time on her right side.
Suddenly he stopped, rolled over and started watching the TV.
As she had become quite aroused by his caressing, she asked in a loving voice, “That was wonderful, dear. Why did you stop?”
He then replies absent-mindedly, “I finally found the remote!”
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