Two women are on a girls’ night out, both of them married, loyal and exemplary wives. This night they have had one too many Bacardi Breezers and are unsteadily walking home.
On the way they suddenly realize that they really have to pee, and lacking any proper facilities, they decide to sneak into a graveyard.
The first woman realizes that she has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and then throws it away.
Her friend, however, is wearing expensive lingerie and doesn’t want to resort to such methods. Instead, next to a grave she finds a ribbon on a wreath, so she uses that. Having finished, they both walk home, tipsy but happy.
The next day, the first woman’s husband phones the second woman’s husband, furious: “My wife came home last night without her panties!”
“That’s nothing,” says the other. “Mine came back with a card stuck between her butt cheeks that said, ‘From all of us at the fire station, we’ll never forget you.'”
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