A 5-year-old and a 3-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.
“You know what?” says the 5-year-old, “I think it’s about time we started swearing.”
The 3-year-old nods his head in approval.
The 5-year-old says “When we go downstairs for breakfast I’m going to swear first, then you swear after me, OK?”
“OK!” the 3-year-old agrees with enthusiasm.
Half an hour later, the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 5-year-old what he wants for breakfast.
“Oh, sh*t mom, I guess I’ll have some Froot Loops.”
When his mother hears her son’s foul language, she grabs him by ear, drags him into his room and tells him to stay there until he improves his manners.
She looks at the 3-year-old and asks with a stern voice, “And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?”
“I don’t know,” he blubbers, “but it won’t be f****ing Froot Loops.”
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