When you’re bored and have got time to kill, you start getting up to all kinds of shenanigans that you otherwise never would have. This man took things further than most – but luckily with his sense of humor intact!
An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored. To have something to do, he decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: “Get your treatment for $500 – if not cured, get $1,000 back.”
Doctor “Young,” who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know squat about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to make some money.
He went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic and this is what happened.
Dr. Young: “Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?
Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.”
Dr. Young: “Aaagh! This is gasoline!”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.”
Dr. Young gets annoyed and after a couple of days of thinking about how to recover his money, he goes back to the clinic.
Dr Young: “I have lost my memory, I can’t remember anything.”
Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Doctor Young: “Oh no you don’t, that’s gasoline!”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: “My eyesight is getting worse. I can barely see anything!”
Dr. Geezer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so here’s your $1000 back.”
Dr. Young: “But this is only $500…”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”
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