When you’ve got a strong motivation to achieve something, that’s when you really start coming up with ingenious solutions. This man clearly had motivation in droves!
Eddie desperately wanted to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office. She was funny, down-to-earth and smart to boot.
Unfortunately for him, however, she was dating somebody else.
Eddie hoped that she would break up with her boyfriend so that he would have a shot with her, but several months went by without this happening.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you…”
The girl looked at him, raised her eyebrows and said, “NO. What do you take me for?”
Eddie said, “I’ll be real fast. I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I’ll finish by the time you’ve picked it up.”
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend. So she called him up and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend said, “Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won’t even be able to get his pants down.”
She agreed and accepted the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend’s call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
Still breathing hard, she manages to reply, “The bastard had all quarters!”
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