It’s important to keep your composure in stressful situations, or the consequences could be dire – this is one such story.
Three men are shipwrecked on an island infested with cannibals. Before long, the three men are captured and brought to the cannibal king, who tells the them that they must complete a series of tests if they want to avoid being eaten.
The first task is to bring back 10 pieces of the same fruit. So they go out to scavenge across the island.
The first man brings back apples and is told that for his next task, he must shove all 10 up his butt without reacting or making any noise. He gets one and a half up there before he screams and gets killed and eaten.
The second man comes back with 10 berries and is informed of what to do with them next.
As he is about to get the 10th and final berry up his butt, he bursts out in laughter, and gets killed and eaten.
Up in heaven, the first man meets the second man and asks why he laughed, since he was so close to freedom.
He replies, “I couldn’t help it, I saw the other guy walk in with pineapples.”
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