Tennessee farmer buys a talking dog to help around the farm – but what the dog says shocks him

Tennessee farmer buys a talking dog to help around the farm – but what the dog says shocks him

When you buy a product, you’d better read the fine print – the claims in the ad may be technically correct, but completely wrong in practice. This is one such story.

A Tennessee farmer has 895 sheep. Realizing that this is quite a lot of sheep for one farm, and Jess the sheepdog is getting a bit old, he decides he’ll probably need a new dog – no, a whole team of dogs – to round so many sheep up.

So the next day, the farmer goes to the pet store. He looks around at the various herding dogs – they seem very fit, but young and untrained. The shopkeeper asks the farmer if he wants any help.

“Why yes,” says the farmer, “I need a team of sheepdogs to help round up my flock. I have a rather large number of sheep, you see, and I don’t think any of these young pups would be up to the task of rounding up so many.”

The shopkeeper says, “I’ve got just the thing for you,” and leads the farmer into a small back room, where a single sheepdog sits waiting.

“Are you sure?” asks the farmer, “I have very many sheep and I don’t think one dog will be able to round all of them up.”.

“I’m sure.” says the shopkeeper, “This is a very intelligent dog. He’s been well-trained for many jobs and has skills beyond any other dog I’ve ever seen.”

“Yes,” says the dog, “I know six languages, eight martial arts and I have a degree in engineering.”

The farmer, clearly very impressed by this dog, decides to take him home.

That afternoon, the farmer and the dog walk up a hill together, and from the top they can see the entire flock covering the fields.

“Well,” says the farmer, “I’d like you to round up all of these sheep.”

“Okay,” replies the dog, “You have nine hundred sheep.”

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