It’s not easy trying to keep a school class in check. Good teachers have my full respect for the tough and important job that they are doing, despite getting so little recognition. This story is an example of the challenges you might face in the classroom. Enjoy!
A kindergarten teacher is trying to explain the definition of the word “definitely” to her class. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence.
The first student raised his hand and said, “The sky is definitely blue”.
The teacher said, “Well, that isn’t entirely correct, because sometimes it’s gray and cloudy”.
Another student says, “Grass is definitely green.”
The teacher replied, “If grass doesn’t get enough water it turns brown, so that isn’t really correct either.”
Finally, Billy raises his hand and asks the teacher, “Do farts have lumps?”
The teacher looked at him and said “No… But that isn’t really a question you want to ask in class discussion.”
So Billy replies, “Then I definitely just shit my pants.”
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