There’s a wise-ass in every class. However, if they also happen to be funny, then you know that you’re in for a fun time in the classroom!
It was the last lesson of the day, and little Steven was looking out of the window, stuck in a daydream. The teacher noticed this, and decided to put him on the spot.
To see if he had been paying attention, the teacher points at him and asks, “So, Steven, if there are four pigeons sitting on a fence, and you throw a rock and knock one of them off, how many pigeons are left on the fence?”
Steven thinks for a moment, and then says, “Zero.”
The teacher responds, “Sorry that’s not correct, the answer is three.”
Little Steven replies, “But wouldn’t throwing the rock scare the other pigeons away?”
With a laugh the teacher says, No, in this case that is not correct, but I like the way you think.”
Now that Steven is out of his daydreaming, he decides to put his teacher on the spot in turn.
“Ms. Teacher, I have a question. There are three women walking out of an ice cream parlor. One is licking their ice cream, one is sucking on it, and one is biting it. Which one of them is married?”
The teacher looks a bit taken aback, and says, “I don’t know, the one sucking on their ice cream?”
“No,” responds the student, “the one wearing the wedding ring, but I like the way you think!”
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