An Alaskan had been stuck on a desert island for 10 years. One day he was looking out over the ocean as always, when suddenly he saw something on the horizon. He thought to himself, “Hmm, that doesn’t look like a ship.”
But as the thing came closer, he started to lose hope. First it seemed to be a small boat, then maybe a raft. But it was just too small. Finally, a figure broached the surface of the water, and a person in a diving suit walked up on the beach.
The diver took off the oxygen tank and mask, revealing underneath it a beautiful blonde woman. She walked up to the Alaskan and said to him, “Tell me, when was the last time you had a smoke?”
“More than ten years ago,” the man said in an astonished tone.
Opening a pocket in her diving suit, she pulled out a lighter and packet of cigarettes and handed them to the Alaskan.
With a reverence, the man lit a cigarette and inhaled deeply.
“Oh boy, I’d forgotten how good this feels.”
“And when was the last time you had whiskey?” the blonde woman asked.
Shaking, the man replied, “More than ten years.”
The blonde woman then unzipped another pocket, pulled out a hip flask and handed it to the man, who took a deep swig.
“God damn that’s good!”
The woman then started slowly unzipping her wet suit, looked at the shaking man and said, “And when was the last time you had a real nice ride?”
The Alaskan went down on his knees with tears in his eyes, and said, “Well I’ll be damned! You brought a snow scooter?!?”
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