It’s always good to be enterprising and look for ways to make some extra income. This boy found a pretty unusual way of doing just that…
A woman has a lover over during the day, while her husband is at work. One day, her 9-year-old son hides in the closet during one of her romps. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides the lover in the closet.
The little boy says, “It’s dark in here.”
The man whispers back, “Yes, it is.”
“I have a baseball,” the boy says.
“That’s nice,” replies the man.
“Want to buy it?” the boy asks.
“No, thanks,” says the man.
“My dad’s outside”, says the boy.
“OK, how much?” the man replies with a sigh.
“$250,” the boy replies.
A few weeks later, the boy and the mom’s lover end up in the closet together under the same circumstances.
“It’s dark in here,” says the boy.
“Yes, it is,” the man replies.
“I have a baseball glove,” the boy says.
Remembering last time, the man asks, “How much?”
“$750,” says the boy.
“Fine,” says the man resignedly.
A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your ball and glove. Let’s go outside and throw some pitches.”
The boy says, “I can’t. I sold them.”
The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”
The son says, “$1,000.”
The father says, “It’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That’s way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church so that you can confess.”
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, “It’s dark in here.”
The priest says, “Don’t start that crap again!”
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