Having the “birds and the bees” talk can be a bit uncomfortable for some people. However, it doesn’t have to be – the dad in this story sure takes it in stride!
A man walks into a drug store with his 8 year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, dad?
The father replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.”
“Oh I see,” replies the boy. “I’ve heard of those in health class at school.”
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, “Why are there 3 in this package?”
The father replies, “Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.”
The boy notices a 6-pack and asks, “Then who are these for?”
“Those are for college men,” the father answers, “Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday.”
“Wow!” the boy exclaims.
“Then who uses THESE?” the boy asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replies, “Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March…”
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