Some people will do anything to avoid going to war.
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain later.”
The nun agreed and let the man crawl in under her skirt.
A moment later, a couple of Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier around here?”
The nun pointed away and replied, “He went that way.”
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough Sister. You see, I don’t want to go to some country and shoot people.”
The nun nodded and said, “I understand completely.”
The soldier added, “I hope I’m not being rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls. I don’t want to go to war either!”
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