Redneck gets offered $500 to have sex with an aggressive gorilla – his response is priceless!

Redneck gets offered $500 to have sex with an aggressive gorilla – his response is priceless!

We all get a bit lonely sometimes, and the more lonely we get, the lower or standards are for the people we spend time with. This story is an extreme example of just that.

A small zoo had only one gorilla – a female one – who would always sit alone in her cage. She had become very cranky due to her isolation and had become increasingly aggressive.

Her behavior became a concern of the zookeeper who decided to try to fix it. While trying to come up with a solution he notices the janitor, a very sleazy redneck type, and gets an idea.

He walks over to him and asks, “Our gorilla is very lonely and is becoming a problem. Would you be willing to… perhaps have sex with her for 500 dollars?”

The redneck janitor thinks about it for a while.

After a while, he nods and says, “Okay, but only on three conditions. First, I don’t want to have to kiss her. Understood?”

“Okay,” says the zookeeper.

“Second,” the janitor says, “I don’t want anyone to know about this!”

“Alright,” says the zookeeper, “and what’s the third condition?”

“I’m going to need a little bit more time to come up with the 500 dollars.”

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