Old man wants to test his sperm count – but then things get out of control

Old man wants to test his sperm count – but then things get out of control

It’s not easy growing old. Things that were easy when you were young suddenly become challenging. That’s when you’ve got to shift gears and admit to your limitations. This is one such story.

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.”

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor looked at the jar quizzically and asked, “What happened?”

The old man explained, “Well, doc, it’s like thisfirst I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleenthe lady next doorand she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.”

The doctor was shocked! “You asked your neighbor?”

The old man replied, “Yep, none of us could get the jar open.”

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