Old lady makes a fortune when she makes a bet with the bank president – her trick is brilliant!

Old lady makes a fortune when she makes a bet with the bank president – her trick is brilliant!

One day, an old lady went to the Bank of Canada with a large bag full of money. The old lady insisted on speaking to the president of the bank in order to open a savings account because, she said, she had a lot of money.

After much discussion an employee took her to the office of the president.

The president of the bank asked her, “Well, this is highly unusual, but let’s hear it. How much do you want to deposit?”

She said, “$165,000.”

Curious, he asked her, “I see. How is it that you have saved such a large sum of money, if I may ask?”

The old lady said, “I make bets.”

The president, quite surprised, asked, “Which kind of bets?”

The old lady said, “For example, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square.”

The president started to laugh and pointed out that this kind of bet was impossible to win.

The old lady replied, “Well then, would you like to make the bet?”

Certainly”, answered the president, “I can guarantee you that my testicles are not square”.

The old lady said to him, “Given the size of the bet, I’ll come back tomorrow at 10 AM with my lawyer as a witness, if it’s alright with you”.

No problem,” said the president.

That evening, the bank president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of his mirror examining his testicles, turning them in all directions, again and again, in order to make sure that his testicles could not be seen as square and therefore be sure to win this bet.

At 10 AM sharp on the next day, the old lady arrived with her lawyer at the office of the president.

The president then dropped his trousers so that she and her lawyer could see everything.

The old lady came closer and asked him if she could touch them.

Of course, please do!” said the president, given the fact that there was so much money involved, “you must be 100% sure.”

The lady, smiling, started to do so.

The president looked up to see the lawyer banging his head against the wall.

He asked the old lady, “What is he doing?”

She answered, “It’s probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 AM today, I would be holding the testicles of the president of the Bank of Canada in my hands!”

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