Old lady gives sweets to the bus driver – then the unexpected dirty secret comes out

Old lady gives sweets to the bus driver – then the unexpected dirty secret comes out

Sometimes things are too good to be true. When that’s the case, you usually want to know right away if they’re true or not – other times, ignorance is bliss.

A tour bus driver is driving with a busload of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.

She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again, he asks the little old lady, “Why don’t you eat the peanuts yourself?”

“We can’t chew them because we’ve no teeth,” she replies.

The puzzled driver asks, “Why do you buy them then?”

The old lady replies, “We just love the chocolate around them.”

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