Nobody can identify the dead Irishman – then his friends reveal the unthinkable

Nobody can identify the dead Irishman – then his friends reveal the unthinkable

Sometimes you can misunderstand something for the longest time, only to realize years later what was really said or meant. This is the case in this story – but the guys here probably aren’t quite as smart as you are…

Paddy died in a fire and was burned pretty badly, so the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean, were sent for. Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet, revealing the naked corpse.

Seamus said, “Yup, he’s burned pretty bad. Roll him over.”

The mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said, “Nope, that ain’t Paddy.”

The mortician thought that this was rather strange. He then brought Sean in to identify the body.

Sean took a look at him and said, “Yup, he’s burned real bad, roll him over.”

The mortician rolled him over, and Sean looked down and said, “No, that ain’t Paddy.”

Puzzled, the mortician asked, “How can you tell?”

Sean said, “Well, Paddy had two assholes.”

“What? He had two assholes?” asked the mortician.

“Yup, everyone knew that he had two assholes. Every time we went into town, folks would say, ‘Here comes Paddy with them two assholes…'”

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