A 3-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there for too long, so she goes in to see what’s up.
The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. Every 10 seconds he puts the book down, grips onto the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on the top of the head with his right hand.
His mother says with a concerned tone: “Billy, are you all right? You’ve been in there for a while…”
Billy replies, “I’m fine mommy, I just haven’t gone doody yet.”
“OK, you can stay in here for a few more minutes. But, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?”
Billy says, “Works for ketchup!”
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