Too much of anything is a bad thing, but be careful when you try to fix situations where you have too much – your actions may have unintended consequences…
A man with a 25 inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain that he is having a problem with this cumbersome instrument. Over the years, he had had more than one complaint, so he decided that enough is enough.
“Doctor,” he asked, in total frustration, “is there anything you can do for me?”
The doctor replies, “Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you.” So the doctor gives him directions to the witch.
The man calls upon the witch and relays his story.
“Witch, my penis is 25 inches long and I need help. Can anything be done to help me? You’re my last hope!”
The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, “I think I may be able to help you. Do this. Go deep into the forest. You will find a pond. In this pond, you will find a frog sitting on a log. This frog has magic. You say to the frog, will you marry me? When the frog says no, you will find five inches less to your problem.”
The man’s face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He called out to the frog, “Will you marry me?”
The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, “NO.”
The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 5 inches shorter.
“WOW,” he screamed out loud, “This is great!”
But at 20 inches it was still too long, so he asked the frog again. “Frog, will you marry me?” the guy shouted.
The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, “NO!”
The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was another 5 inches shorter. The man laughed, “This is fantastic.”
He looked down at his penis again, 15 inches long, and reflected for a moment. 15 inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal.
Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, “Frog will you marry me?”
The frog looked back across pond shaking its head, “How many times do I have to tell you? NO, NO, NO!!”
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