Man tries hypnosis to become a better lover – but when his wife finds out the truth all hell breaks loose

Man tries hypnosis to become a better lover – but when his wife finds out the truth all hell breaks loose

A woman came home and told his husband: “Honey, I’m finally cured of the headache that’s been bothering me all these years.”

“Cured?” the man asked, “How did that happen?”

“My friend Catherine recommended that I go see a hypnotist. The hypnotist told me to stand in front of a mirror and repeat ‘I don’t have a headache, I don’t have a headache, I don’t have a headache.’”

The woman continued with a broad smile: “I was sceptic at first, but I tried it out and it worked!”

“That’s amazing!” the man replied.

The woman squirmed a bit, and then said:

“Honey, for the last few years, you haven’t exactly been great in bed. How about you go to the hypnotist too, maybe he can help you out?”

The man thought about it for a while, and then decided that it couldn’t hurt.

After his visit to the hypnotist, the man got home, lifted his wife up, carried her to the bedroom, undressed her and said “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.”

The man walked briskly to the bathroom. After a short while, he came back and made passionate love to her like never before.

After they were done, the man once again said: “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.”

He went to the bathroom, and after a short while he came back and they made love even more passionately than before.

“Oh my, that was wonderful” the woman said. The man got up again, and said: “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.” And for a third time, he went to the bathroom.

This time, the woman couldn’t resist the temptation. She sneaked out of the bed and followed her husband. There she saw him standing in front of the mirror, repeating:

“She’s not my wife, she’s not my wife.”

The man’s funeral will take place next Monday.

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