Man rushes into a pharmacy and demands Viagra – 3 days later this disaster is revealed

Man rushes into a pharmacy and demands Viagra – 3 days later this disaster is revealed

Sometimes things don’t turn out as planned. When that happens, you’ve got to get a handle on the disappointment – something this man knows all too well.

Late one Friday afternoon in a very small Minnesota town, a man walks into a pharmacy, furiously rubbing his hands.

Ow, ow, ow,” the man mutters under his breath.

The cashier looks at him quizzically and asks, “What can I do for you, sir?”

Ow, ow, ow…”

Do you need some hand lotion maybe?” she asks.

Ow, ow, ow. No, there’s a bus full of attractive women coming to a concert tonight. I’m feeling lucky, and I need some Viagra!”

I see, no problem!”

The man buys his Viagra and walks away with a happy smile on his face.

3 days later, the man returns to the pharmacy. This time he’s rubbing his hands even more furiously than before.

Ow, ow, ow,” the man mutters, this time a bit weaker.

The cashier blushes, and asks, “Welcome back sir. Are you looking for some more Viagra?”

Ow, ow, ow. No, I need some hand cream, a big tube. That damn bus never came!”

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