When you’re eager to find a solution to a problem, sometimes the solution can make everything worse. This is one such story – don’t try this at home!
John was having problems with premature ejaculation, so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem.
The doctor said, “It’s nothing to be ashamed of, this is in fact a very common problem. There is an easy solution.”
John urged the doctor to continue, “But how?”
The doctor said, “When you feel that you are about to ejaculate, try startling yourself. This will stave off the orgasm.”
That same day John went to a sporting goods store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife.
When he came home he was surprised to find his wife in bed, naked and waiting. John got into bed with her and started to cuddle, putting the starter pistol under the pillow.
Things started to heat up, and they found themselves in the 69 position. Moments later he felt the sudden urge to ejaculate, so he reached under the pillow and fired off the starter pistol.
The next day John sat in his doctor’s waiting room, looking glum.
When the doctor admitted him, he asked, “So, how did it go?”
John answered, “I startled myself and didn’t have a premature ejaculation.”
The doctor said, “That’s excellent news! But why the long face?
John replied, “Well, we were in the 69 position. When I fired the pistol my wife bit my penis, shit in my face and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air.”
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