A man only has hours to live and wants to make love to his wife – her reply is hilarious

A man only has hours to live and wants to make love to his wife – her reply is hilarious

Imagine finding out that you only had 12 hours left to live. First you have to come to terms with what’s happening, and then you have to make the most of the time that’s left. That could lead to some interesting situations – just like in the story below…

A man goes to the doctor and discovers that he a rare disease, and only has 12 hours left to live. He tells his wife the bad news, and they do the best they can to cope.

That evening, his wife says, “Well, honey, you’ve got 12 hours left, what would you like to do? He says, “I want to make love.”

So they go upstairs and make passionate love the way they did when they first got married.

A couple hours later, she again asks, “Well, honey, you’ve got 10 hours to live. What would you like to do?” Once more he says, “I want to make love.”

So they take their clothes off and make love right there on the living room floor.

Later, as she is about to doze off, the man gives her a nudge and says, “I know it’s getting late, but I think we can do it one more time.” She then says irritably, “Well, that’s easy for you to say, you don’t have to get up in the morning!”

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