When you’ve lived together for years, then it’s easy to get annoyed by the little things your partner does. This is one such story.
A wife was making breakfast with some fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
He looks over the shoulder of his wife, and loudly yells, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them. TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!”
The wife stares at him angrily.
She then says, “What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”
The husband calmly replies, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”
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