When I was little, my mom would often make me run errands for her. She’d give me a few dollars to go buy milk or eggs. And if I was really lucky and if mom was in a good mood, then I could even keep a few dimes!
A mother had run out of tampons, so she asked her young son Peter to go out and get some more.
His mom told him, “And don’t use any bad words now. Just tell them what you’re looking for.”
Once little Peter arrived at the store, he had a hard time remembering the name of what he was supposed to buy.
He walked up and down the aisles, trying to remember.
When her son had been gone for a while, the mother started to get worried. She called the store and asked them if they’d seen her son.
The manager replied, “Yep, little Peter is here all right, but we don’t understand what he’s looking for.”
Mom replied, “Oh. So what did he say?”
“Well, he asked for insulation wool for his dad’s hobby room.”
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