Looks can be deceiving – it’s important to be aware of our prejudices and think about whether they’re really grounded in reality or not. This woman sure was surprised by what she experienced!
A 70 year old lady was tired of living with men who were either physically abusive, who ran away from her or who were horrible in bed, so she decided to put an ad in the paper.
Wanted: a man who
is in his seventies,
won’t run away from me,
is great in bed.
Three weeks passed, and she received no replies. She just figured that there wasn’t a man alive who could live up to these expectations, so she just gave up.
But then one day she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheelchair who didn’t have any arms or legs.
The man said, “I’m here about the ad you put in the paper.”
The woman was quite sceptical. She said, “Tell me a little about yourself.”
“Well, as you can see, I have no arms so I can’t beat you. I have no legs, so I can’t run away from you.”
The woman replied, “Yes, but are you good in bed?”
And the man said with a smirk on his face, “How do you think I rang the doorbell?”
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