An Irishman tricks his way into heaven using a pair of sexy panties – this is genius!

An Irishman tricks his way into heaven using a pair of sexy panties – this is genius!

It is said that God helps those who help themselves – and a little ingenuity goes a long way to do just that!

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

“We’ve had a slight change in door policy here,” Saint Peter said. “In honor of this holy season, you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.”

The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.

He flicked it on. “This is a candle”, he said.

“Candles are no doubt an important part of Christmas. You may pass through the pearly gates,” Saint Peter said.

The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.

He shook them so that they rattled together and said, “These are bells.”

Saint Peter nodded and said, “What’s Christmas without bells? You may pass through the pearly gates.”

The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women’s pink panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, “And just what do those symbolize?”

The Irishman grinned and replied, “These are Carol’s!”

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