It’s always good to be able to think on your feet – something that the man in this story knows all too well.
A man and a woman meet at a bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman’s house where they engage in passionate lovemaking.
The woman suddenly cocks her ear and says, “Quick, my husband just got home, go hide in the bathroom!”
So the man runs to the bathroom.
Her husband comes up into the bedroom and sees her lying naked in bed.
“Why are you naked?” he asks.
“Well, I heard you pull up outside, so I thought I would get in bed and get ready for some fun with you.”
“Okay then,” the man replies “I’ll go get ready.”
He goes into the bathroom before his wife can stop him, and sees a naked man standing there clapping his hands.
“Who the hell are you?” the husband asks.
“I am from the exterminator company, your wife called me in to get rid of the moths you are having problems with.”
The husband exclaims, “But you’re completely naked!”
The man then looks down and jumps back in surprise.
“Those little bastards!”
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