Greedy priest hypnotizes his congregation for money – but he wasn’t ready for the terrible consequence

Greedy priest hypnotizes his congregation for money – but he wasn’t ready for the terrible consequence

When you run low on money, you start to make more and more compromises in order to get some cashflow. The priest in this story was in just such a situation, but I bet he regrets his decisions!

A poor priest was having trouble managing his church. The income was pitiful, the plumbing rattled, the roof leaked, the air conditioning didn’t work, and the church didn’t have the funds for any repairs.

Then, the priest got a brilliant idea.

He bought a book about hypnosis, and read it from cover to cover. At the next service, he took out a watch and chain, swung it back and forth, and lulled the congregation into a hypnotic trance.

He said, “I want everybody to walk down the aisle and put $20 in the plate.”

They did, and he had the church’s roof fixed that week.

This worked so well that on the next Sunday, he decided to do it again.

Taking his watch out, he proclaimed, “I want everybody to come down the aisle and drop $100 in the offering plate.”

They did, and he got the air conditioning fixed and the parking lot redone.

His third Sunday, he got to thinking, “I haven’t been paid in a long time. I deserve a little money.”

He started swinging his watch again, and he thought, “I deserve a lot more than a little bit of money. I deserve enough to go overseas and have a cottage on the beach. I deserve a lot more.”

The crowd was hypnotized, but he got so excited about what he wanted to receive that his hands started to sweat, and as the watch slipped from his grip and hit the floor, he yelled:

“Shit!”

It took him two weeks to air out the church.

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