Girl taunts old man and asks if he ever did anything wild – but his ingenious reply shocks her

Girl taunts old man and asks if he ever did anything wild – but his ingenious reply shocks her

Sometimes when you notice someone really sticking out in an improper way, it can be hard to bite your tongue and keep from saying what’s on your mind. This old man certainly doesn’t have any such inhibitions!

Long story short: don’t mess with the elderly!

A woman recalls:

Me and my 67 year old dad were riding the bus heading downtown to go to the movies, when a young punk got on.

She had spiked, multi-colored hair that was green, purple, and orange. Her clothes were a tattered mix of leather rags, her legs were bare and she was wearing worn-out shoes. Her entire face and body were riddled with pierced jewelry and her earrings were big, bright feathers.

She sat down in the only vacant seat that was directly across from us. My dad raised an eyebrow and stared at the girl.

Finally, the punk got self-conscious and barked at my dad, “What are you looking at you old fart… didn’t you ever do anything wild when you were young?”

Without missing a beat, my dad replied, “Yeah, back when I was young and in the Navy, I got really drunk one night in Singapore and screwed a parrot… I thought maybe you were my daughter.”

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