Funny story: Two women go out to buy a new man

Funny story: Two women go out to buy a new man

I wouldn’t mind if finding a good man was this easy – but I sure hope I don’t follow in the footsteps of the women in this story!

A store that sells husbands has just opened, where a woman can go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper goes higher in the building.

There is, however, a catch. When you open the door to any floor you can choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you can’t go back down except to exit the building completely.

So a couple of women go to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 – These men have jobs.

The women read the sign and say to one another, “Well, that’s better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up they go.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids.

One woman remarks to the other, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up they go again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good-looking.

“Hmm, that’s even better,” they say, “but we’re still just on the third floor. I wonder what’s upstairs?”

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

“Wow!” exclaims one of the women.

The other one says, “Yes, very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!” And again they head up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

“Oh, mercy me! But just think… what must be awaiting further on?”

So up to the sixth floor they go.

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 – You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor.

This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your right.

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