A man looked in the mirror and didn’t like what he saw, so he decided to lose some weight. Earlier that day, he had seen an advert for a 5-day 10 lbs weight loss program, and thought, “What the hell, it’s worth a shot”.
The next day a beautiful 19 year old woman, a real bombshell, stood outside his door wearing nothing but a pair of running shoes, and a sign around her neck that read, “If you can catch me, you can have me.” She introduced herself as his running coach from the advertised program.
Without a second thought the man started running after the woman. After a few miles he started sweating and gasping for breath, and promptly gave up. The same girl showed up for the next four days and the same thing happened. On the fifth day, he weighed himself and was delighted to find he had lost 10 lbs as promised.
The next day, he called the company and ordered their 5-day 20 lbs program. On the next morning, there was a knock at the door and there stood the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he had ever seen in his life. She was wearing nothing but running shoes and a sign around her neck that read, “If you catch me, you can have me.”
Well, he was out the door after her like a shot. This girl was in excellent shape and he did his best, but he never managed to catch her. So for the next four days, the same routine happened with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighed himself, he discovered that he had lost another 20 lbs as promised. He decided to go for broke and called the company to order the 7-day 40 lbs program.
“Are you sure?” asked the representative on the phone. “This is our most rigorous program.”
“Absolutely,” the man replied, “I haven’t felt this good in years.”
The next day there was a knock at the door; and when he opened it he found a huge muscular guy standing there, wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads: “If I catch you, I can have you.”
The man lost 45 lbs that week…
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