An old Texan lady was getting tired of never getting proper answers from people. One day she decided to do something about it – and the results are hilarious!
The lady called the hospital and was put in a call queue for what seemed like an eternity. When someone finally picked up, she asked, “Hello, I want to know if a patient is getting better.”
The voice on the other end of the line asked, “What is the patient’s name and room number?”
The lady replied, “She’s Sarah Johnson, in room 302.”
The man asked her to hold for a moment while he checked with a nurse. After a few minutes he returned and said, “Oh, yes. Mrs. Johnson is doing very well. In fact, she’s had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, the tests came back looking good, and Dr. Cohen is going to send her home on Tuesday.”
The woman said, “Thank God! That’s wonderful! Oh! That’s fantastic! That’s wonderful news!”
The man on the phone said, “From your enthusiasm, I take it you must be a close family member or a very close friend!”
She said, “No, I’m Sarah Johnson in room 302! Nobody tells me anything around here!”
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