Funny story: A strange duck makes the beautiful bartender furious

Funny story: A strange duck makes the beautiful bartender furious

Stubborn people can be extremely frustrating to deal with, especially when they keep on going after you’ve told them “no”. This is one such story!

A duck walks into a bar. He goes to sit on a bar stool in front of the taps and waits for the female bartender to approach and ask him what he wants.

The duck asks, “Got any bread?”

The bartender replies, “No, but we have some peanuts if you’re looking for a snack.”

“Got any bread?”

“No, I just told you-”

“Got any bread?”

“No!”

“Got any bread?”

“No, we haven’t got any damn bread!”

“Got any bread?”

“No, are you deaf?! We haven’t got any god damn bread, ask me again and I’ll nail your beak to the bar, you irritating bastard of a bird!”

The duck is silent for a few seconds, and then says, “Got any nails?”

“No.”

“Got any bread?

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