Some people say that violence is never the answer. I’d say that is not completely correct, having grown up with two brothers. Sometimes violence was the only solution when my little brother wouldn’t change the channel on the TV, or when my big brother had been teasing me for the whole day. I think most siblings feel the same way. This is a story that shows how sometimes, violence can solve problems.
Redneck Ray is sitting at the bar in a Houston pub, silently nursing a beer. Suddenly a big burly man walks in and slaps Ray so hard that he falls off the stool.
“That was a karate chop from Korea,” says the big man proudly.
Ray sighs, gets up and brushes the dust off his clothes, sits down on the stool and continues to drink his beer. Suddenly he gets hit so hard that he flies into the wall.
“That was a kung fu chop from China,” chuckles the big man.
Ray had had enough. He gets up, brushes off the dust and calmly leaves the pub. After about an hour he returns, walks up behind the big guy who is now sitting at the bar, and whacks him so hard behind his ear that he blacks out.
Ray looks at the bartender and says:
“When he gets to, why don’t you tell him that was a crow bar from the hardware store in Houston.”
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