Funny story: Principal is shocked when he hears the boy answer the female teacher’s dirty questions

Funny story: Principal is shocked when he hears the boy answer the female teacher’s dirty questions

Some kids are stronger than others, some are more empathic than others, some are smarter than others. The boy in this story definitely belongs in the last category!

A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Primary 3. The boy said, “Miss, I should be in Primary 4. I am smarter than my sister and she’s in Primary 4”.

The teacher had heard enough and took the boy to the principal. The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Primary 4.

Principal: What is 3+3?

Boy: 6.

Principal: 6+6.

Boy: 12.

Principal: 5×9.

Boy: 45.

The boy got all the questions right. The principal told the teacher to send the boy to Primary 4 immediately. The teacher decided to ask her own questions, and the principal agreed.

Teacher: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2 of?

Boy: Legs.

Teacher: What is in your pants that I don’t have in mine?

Boy: Pockets.

Teacher: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

Boy: Coconut.

Teacher: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky?

The principal’s eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy kept going.

Boy: Bubble gum.

Teacher: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.

Boy: Tent.

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?

Boy: Wedding ring.

Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good?

Boy: Nose.

Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.

Boy: Arrow.

Principal: OH MY GOD.

Teacher: What starts with ‘F’ and ends wit a ‘K’ and if you don’t get it, you’ve got to use your hand?

Boy: Fork.

Teacher: What is it that all men have, it’s longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?

Boy: Surname.

Principal: Damnit!

Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like a pumpkin, and is responsible for making love?

Boy: Heart.

Principal: Eeeeeh!!!

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, “Send this damn kid to the university… I got all the answers wrong!”

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