Kids often speak freely and without filtering what they say. Sometimes this is a blessing, and sometimes a curse – something that this mother got to experience first-hand.
After coming home from work, a mother gets a call from her son’s school, and the person on the other end of the line seems upset. She listens to what the school representative has to say, and then replies in a sharp tone that she’ll talk to her son about it.
The mother walks to her son’s room, where he sits in front of the TV playing console games.
“The school just called, and she told me that you said something very mean to your teacher. Is that true?” the mother asked her 7 year old son.
“Yep, I did,” the son replied.
“That’s not very nice of you. So what did you say exactly?” she asked curiously.
“First she asked what the little chicken gives us, so I replied eggs.”
”And then?” the mom asked.
”Then she said ’Excellent! And what does the squealy pig give us?’, so I replied ‘bacon’.”
“So why was she so upset then?” asked the mother.
“Then she asked what the fat cow gives us, and I replied ‘homework’…”
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