There should naturally be an equal division of labor around the house. But when one of the parties refuses to do their share, drastic measures are called for!
A man is sitting in his couch watching sport on the TV when his wife asks:
“Honey, can you change the light bulb in the hall?”
He looks at her her wryly and says:
“Do I look like an electrician?”
“But can you fix the fridge door then?”
“Do I look like an appliance repairman?”
“Well, can you at least fix the stairstep by the front door?”
The man then says:
“I’m not a carpenter either, and I’m not fixing any stairsteps! Do I have ‘Home Depot’ printed on my head or something? I’ve had enough, I’m going to the pub.”
He goes to the pub and drinks for a few hours, and then gets a bad conscience. He decides to go home and fix the broken things. When he gets home he notices that the stairstep is fixed, the light bulb in the hall is working and the fridge door as well.
“Honey, how did this happen?”
“Well, after you went out I sat on the stairs and cried a bit. Just then, a young man passed by and asked me what was wrong. I told him what had happened, and then he offered to fix all the broken things if I either slept with him, or baked him a fancy cake.”
“… So what did you choose?”
“Come on… Do I look like a pastry chef?”
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