Some things are not what they seem, and our first assumptions are sometimes hilariously incorrect – this is one such story.
Bill had worked in a pickle factory for several years. He was an exemplary worker, but he had a problem.
One day he confessed to his wife that he had a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he go see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill vowed to overcome this rash desire on his own.
A few weeks later, Bill returns home, his face absolutely ashen.
His wife asks, “What’s wrong, Bill?”
Bill replies, “Do you remember how I told you about my tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?”
His wife gasps, “My God, Bill, what happened?”
“I got fired.”
“No Bill, I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?”
“Oh, um, she got fired, too.”
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