You shouldn’t cheat on your partner, but I just have to give this woman credit for her hilarious explanation after being caught red-handed. Talk about an unexpected series of events!
A man came home early from work and found his wife in their bedroom, making love to a very attractive young man. Understandably, the husband got quite upset when he observed the scene.
“Oh, so this is how it is!” he yelled. “How dare you do this to me – your faithful husband, the father of your children! That’s it, I’m leaving you. I want a divorce!”
His wife covered herself with the sheet and replied, “Hang on just a minute love, I can explain!”
“Fine, go ahead,” he grumbled, “but they’ll be the last words you’ll ever say to me!”
And the wife began:
“Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young man here asked me for a lift. He looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on him and let him into the car. I noticed that he was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. He told me that he hadn’t eaten for three days!
So, in my compassion, I brought him home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn’t eat because you were full from eating chips in front of the TV. The poor thing devoured the enchiladas in a couple of minutes.
Since he needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower, and while he was doing that I noticed his clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, since he needed clothes, I gave him the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don’t use because you say they are too tight.
I also gave him the underwear that was my gift to you on our anniversary, which you don’t use because you say that I don’t have good taste. I found the nice shirt my sister gave you for Christmas that you don’t use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don’t use anymore because you saw Justin Bieber wear them on TV.”
The wife took a quick breath and continued – “He was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked him to the door he turned to me with tears in his eyes and said, “Please… is there anything else that your husband doesn’t use?”
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