Farmer wishes for a bigger penis – but his wife faints when she sees the result

Farmer wishes for a bigger penis – but his wife faints when she sees the result

You should be careful what you wish for. If you don’t think twice, your wish may have unintended consequences – this is one such story.

A farmer was heading home from the market with his horse and cart. Suddenly, he saw a snail crossing the road. The farmer was a kind man, so he stopped his horse and waited patiently as the snail got out of the way.

When the snail was safe in the grass, the farmer was about to continue down the road – but suddenly, a fairy appeared by the roadside.

Since you’ve always been kind to animals, big and small, I shall grant you three wishes,” the fairy said.

Well, in that case,” the farmer said, “I want a chest full of gold. And I want a new cart for my horse. And…”

The man went silent and thought about it for a moment, and then said, “Well, to be honest, I’m not very well endowed. I want the genitalia my horse has!”

The fairy waved her wand, and everything that the man had wished for came true.

When he got back to the farm, the farmer’s wife was surprised to see him sitting on a brand new cart.

She was even more surprised when he showed her a chest full of gold.

But when the farmer stood up and pulled down his pants, she immediately fainted.

The farmer bent down to inspect his new equipment that was apparently so impressive that it had made his wife faint.

He exclaimed, “Damnit, I forgot I brought the mare today…”


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