Being good at one’s job is a point of pride for most people. These three men challenged each other to find out who was the best – with disastrous and hilarious consequences.
A priest, a rabbi and a minister decide to see who’s best at their job. The test is to go into the woods, find a bear and try to convert it to their respective religions.
After they are done the priest says, “I read to the bear from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. It went well, and next week is his First Communion.”
The minister said, “I found a bear by the stream. I preached God’s holy word, and he was so overcome with faith that he let me baptize him in the river.”
The two men congratulated each other, and then looked at the rabbi, who was was bandaged from head to foot and walking on crutches.
The rabbi winced and said, “Looking back, maybe I shouldn’t have started with circumcision…”
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