Elderly lady lets out a silent fart in church – her husband’s reply is priceless

Elderly lady lets out a silent fart in church – her husband’s reply is priceless

You’ve got to know your limits, but that’s not always that easy. Everyone changes over time, and some things get harder as you get older. This is one such story.

An old couple was sitting in church one morning, listening to the sermon. The couple had recently celebrated their 50th anniversary.

When they were about halfway through the sermon, the old lady opened her purse and took out a pen and some paper. She wrote a note and gave it to her husband.

The note read, “I just let out a silent fart. What should I do?”

Her husband wrote on the back of the note, “Well, for starters, you can put a new battery in your hearing aid.”

 

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