Dirty joke: Smutty detail reveals the truth about the daughter’s boyfriend

Dirty joke: Smutty detail reveals the truth about the daughter’s boyfriend

When you’re observant of the world around you, you begin to see things in a different light. There are hidden layers and answers to every situation if you look for them. This dad experienced just that – with hilarious results!

While watching TV with his wife, John tosses peanuts into the air and catches them in his mouth. Just as he throws another peanut into the air, he hears the front door open, causing him to turn his head. The peanut falls into his ear and gets stuck.

John shakes his head and tries to remove the nutty intruder. He fails to get it out, and asks his wife for help. Just as the couple are trying to extract the peanut, their daughter walks in with her boyfriend.

The new arrivals look at the scene in confusion, and the daughter asks, “Uh, what are you guys doing exactly?”

John explains his predicament, and the daughter’s boyfriend says, “No worries, I can get the peanut out.”

He shoves two fingers into the father’s nose, and tells him, “Okay, now keep your mouth closed and blow as hard as you can.”

The father takes a deep breath, blows, and pop – the peanut flies out of his ear.

After the daughter takes her date to the kitchen for something to eat, the mother turns to John and says, “Isn’t he smart? I wonder what he plans to be.”

The father says, “From the smell of his fingers, I’d say our son-in-law.”

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