Dirty joke: Man uses a desperate trick to get laid

Dirty joke: Man uses a desperate trick to get laid

When things don’t go your way, then you need to start looking for alternative solutions. The man in this story did just that!

An older couple had had a dry spell when it came to bedroom activities, but as Friday evening was rolling around they were both really in the mood.

The passion started to heat up, and they got down to business. However, the man had some trouble getting it in.

After a few failed attempts, he went out in the hallway and fetched a small shoehorn. He went back into the bedroom, put his wrinkly member on the shoehorn and slowly and carefully inserted it.

Then one of the ovaries said to the other, “This has got to be the last time; now it’s coming in on a stretcher!”

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