Dirty joke: Everything goes to hell in a handbasket during the wife’s first blow job

Dirty joke: Everything goes to hell in a handbasket during the wife’s first blow job

Most people want to spice up their bedroom activities every now and then – but you’ve got to make sure that you’re both comfortable with the situation, otherwise you’ll suddenly be standing there in a leather gimp suit and getting struck in the head with a rolling pin when your partner mistakes you for a burglar. It’s all about communication!

Three blondes are talking about their husbands over coffee.

“It’s funny,” says Samantha, “Peter’s balls are always cold as ice when I’m giving him a blowjob!”

“You know what?” replies Jenny, “It’s exactly the same with my Richard!”

They turn to the third blonde and ask: “When you go down on Chris, are his balls cold, also?”

“Ugh! That’s disgusting! I would never put his thing in my mouth!”

“You’re crazy,” one of the blondes pipes up. “A good blowjob is the best way to keep a guy from straying! You should try it!”

She says she’ll think about it.

The next morning, they meet at the cafe. The third blonde is looking quite glum.

“What’s wrong?” the other two women ask.

“Well, me and Chris are getting a divorce.”

“Oh no!” the first blonde asks. “What happened?”

“I don’t know,” she replies. “I did like you told me and went down on him. A few moments later, all I did was tell him how strange it was that his balls were so warm, when Peter’s and Richard’s are always so cold!”

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